This video gives an example of a specialized motivational service for chiropractic staff (and chiropractic doctors). Staff Motivational Service.
We are working on a similar program and will be announcing it later this year. Let us know if you are interested. 🙂
Spring is here. Watch this short skit with Christopher Walken (need sound, short 10 sec. commercial first.)
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A new chiropractor rented an upscale office and furnished it with the latest adjusting equipment and beautiful furniture and antiques. However, no business was coming in.
Sitting behind the counter, worrying, he saw a man come into the reception room. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was scheduling a new patient and trying to work them into his crowded appointment book. He spoke loudly about the few available appointments left. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor “Can I help you?”
The man said, “I’ve come to install the phone.”
submitted by Dave Michel
You can now gauge how genuinely funny something is by the length of the laugh. Is it not funny, very funny, or are they mocking the funniness?
Something like a subjective pain scale…only for laughter.
Go here and practice.. OUT LOUD.
Try it.
Funny cats!Link
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a chiropractor and I helped people get better without the use of drugs or surgery.†St. Peter said, “You may enter.”
The second doctor said, “I was a orthopedist, and I helped set broken bones.” St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care.” St. Peter said, “You can come in also.”
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You may stay for three days. After that you can go to hell!”
A guy says, “Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I’m getting smaller!”
Doctor replies, “Well, you’ll just have to be a little patient.”
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
7. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
Ate. Â I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.
10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
At the grocery store, I couldn’t understand why free-range eggs were more expensive than ordinary eggs. “Well, sir, think of it as being like your cell phone,” explained the checkout clerk. “They get you with roaming charges.”
(Joke contributed by Eddie Brewster From the Readers Digest)
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Dijon vu – the same mustard as before
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
A backwards poet writes inverse.
