Here is a good joke! Your doctor and Insurance staff will like it!
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a chiropractor and I helped people get better without the use of drugs or surgery.†St. Peter said, “You may enter.”
The second doctor said, “I was a orthopedist, and I helped set broken bones.” St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care.” St. Peter said, “You can come in also.”
But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You may stay for three days. After that you can go to hell!”