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Did you know that one product that you can buy at your local grocery store has over 100 uses in your house, costs a couple of bucks, and is all natural?

What can it do you ask? It can work as your scouring powder, drain cleaner, drip coffee maker cleaner, gas stoves “unclogger”, easy toilet cleaner, laundry booster, glasses cleaner, breath freshener, tooth whitener, baby fever reducer, and has 90 other applications.

This kind of homey and practical info is good for you and your chiropractic patients will love it. Put this info in your chiropractic patient newsletter and on your web site.

What is it? You guessed it: its baking soda. For more uses, and a description of how to use each application, you can find out more here.

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, “I was a chiropractor and I helped people get better without the use of drugs or surgery.” St. Peter said, “You may enter.”

The second doctor said, “I was a orthopedist, and I helped set broken bones.” St. Peter invited him into heaven, too.

The third applicant stepped forward and said, “I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care.” St. Peter said, “You can come in also.”

But as the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, “You may stay for three days. After that you can go to hell!”